The Epic Blog Of Mine

The Epic Blog Of Mine
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Sunday, February 12, 2012


Awesome song.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Boob jobs and Assholes

Admit it. Some of you people are so desperate to get a boob job. Why? I'm not a girl but presumably its er, a pretty thing to do. You enhance voraciously and then when it gets out of hand, it turns out like this.

 Horrible, horrible and horrible. Yes, you think I'm a pervert. You can continue to do so. It's creepy to see alterations to the human body like this. She should join the X-Men. They should call her er...Boob Girl or something LOL. Sheesh. Enough of that, let's talk about assholes. Not the one near your butt, the layman term coined for people who are douchebags, pricks or an annoyance to society. That would be me. *applaud*  You have to see the difference between asshole:

Yeah, this ass is in pain. 
and this one: 

Well said sir, well said. 

So there you go. At least you don't have to go to the dictionary now. 

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

One chance, one shot. Don't screw it.

Eminem's really inspiring. Despite the bad language, he's still inculcates values we need to know. The world's a harsh place, so is reality. Make use of the chance you have. You only have it once. 


Saturday, February 4, 2012

Internet MEMES.

Yes, hello. No really, hello. Y U NO SAY HELLO. Y?
I'm just joking. Relax, take a joke bro. U MAD?
Ahh...internet memes. The completely irrational, senseless, nonsensical, foolish and hysterical analogy that trolls use. I have to say, I don't have anything against it. In fact, I do use it also. Pointless it is, but after seeing it anger people and make them rage so badly, what gives? The definition of troll is to agitate a person with no apparent reason nor logic. Seems legit. *another internet meme* *POKERFACE* *Forever Alone*
Oh well, just to end of this topic, Valentine's Day is coming up. Saint Valentine, one of the Christian Martyrs, was tributed as a priest of love, and this holiday is to honor him. Yeah, so much for factual stuff nerd. OH NO, U MAD? Not much to say except:
I can has cheezburger?
-Lincoln. *homosexual*